SKIRMISHER

Part of her job is jerking off dogs. Some dogs can’t reproduce very successfully, so the humans have to intervene. They call it ‘collection,’ and I mean, you can call it whatever you want, it’s still jerking off dogs. She says that the other girls she works with never talk about it, like it doesn’t happen — like it’s The Thing That Shall Not Be Named. When she does it she has to disassociate. I knew a girl who used to work in a “massage parlor” — she did that too. Maybe it’s in the manual?

And okay, I know she raises the dogs and trains the dogs and exercises the dogs and takes care of them and everything else, but if anybody asks me what Kylie does for a living my eyes will light up and the first thing I am going to say is always going to be ‘Kylie jerks off dogs for money!’ while making the little hand motion.

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{Also: The bastard who couldn’t stop whacking off}

Stumble it!