Cow Chucks Grass, Prefers Live Chicken Dinners As Next Best Thing To KFC
March 10th, 2007
Filed under: Weird Shit
In India, Ajit Ghosh owns a deceptively docile cow that transforms into a supervillain at night to terrorize the neighborhood’s chickens. Everyone had been pointing their fingers at the usual suspects — naughty dogs — until Ajit himself caught the cow in the act of enjoying a tasty dinner of wildly cackling fowl.
“We were shocked to see our calf eating chickens alive,” Ghosh told Reuters by phone from Chandpur village.The family decided to stand guard at night on Monday at the cow shed which also served as a hen coop, after 48 chickens went missing in a month.”Instead of the dogs, we watched in horror as the calf, whom we had fondly named Lal, sneak to the coop and grab the little ones with the precision of a jungle cat,” Gour Ghosh, his brother, said.
The Reuters report doesn’t mention that the cow raped those chickens first before eating them, as the accompanying video footage showing the cow doing it dirty with four plump-breasted hens was too disturbingly hardcore.
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