Because, You Know, Some Dudes Tend To Wear A Fake Penis

April 19th, 2008

“Ever since I became aware of this false penis cheating method I check their underpants to ensure there is only one penis.”

– Private physician Leo Hassler, on his procedures for checking the authenticity of a patient’s organ coming in for urine samples. This after it became public that drug users wear a fake penis to submit fake urine samples. And you thought using an extra plastic urine receptacle to fake this shit was enough.

{Intriguing: The mystery of the missing vagina}