World’s Awesome Dad Is One Who Has No Qualms Whatsofuckingever In Selling Own Daughter For Beer

Father of the Year-hood for 2009 has arrived quite early this season.

A California man is under arrest for allegedly trying to sell his 14-year-old daughter into marriage for 100 cases of beer and other items. Police say 36-year-old Marcelino De Jesus Martinez arranged for his daughter to marry an 18-year-old man for several cases of Corona beer, 50 cases of Negra Modelo, six bottles of wine, fifty cases of soft drinks and 50 cases of Gatorade. Several cases of meat were also promised.

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