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OMG, Paul Croft’s “Albus Dumbledore” back tattoo is now freaking him out! You know, since JK Rowling outed the character, Paul couldn’t walk a block without looking over his shoulders for fear of somebody jumping on him and vigorously begin humping his ass.

Proud Paul, 36, spent a YEAR having the Hogwarts headmaster etched into his skin as a surprise for his five kids.

But the factory worker has been the butt of jokes ever since Harry Potter author JK Rowling revealed last week that Dumbledore was in love with a fellow male sorcerer.

Paul, of Nottingham, moaned yesterday: “It’s been terrible. I’ve always liked Dumbledore – just not in that way.

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