Don’t Fuck The Monkeys, We Repeat, Don’t Fuck The Monkeys
Filed under: Weird/offbeat/WTF news
Here’s a friendly reminder just in case you’re in the habit of humping any willing Japanese Macaque monkey you meet on the road.
The Japanese Macaque monkeys escaped while their cages were being cleaned on Friday.
Researchers warned the public not to approach the monkeys if they were spotted.
They were infected with Herpes and had not been tested for certain other diseases primates may carry that can pose high risks to humans.
“It is believed that the animals pose little to no threat to humans because they retreat when they are approached. However an animal that feels threatened could bite,” center spokesman Jim Newman said.
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