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A man in Wisconsin fell into a vat of bubbling chocolate — and hated it.

I know some people, like my brother, who would just open their mouths and let the heavenly concoction languidly stream down their throats, but Donovan Garcia freaked out. One moment, he was pushing chocolate down into the vat for melting at candy maker Debelis Corp., and the next thing he knew, he was cursing imaginary Oompa-Loompas.

He got out eventually — but only after they thinned out the chocolate with cocoa butter. He left the factory with minor injuries and a fantastic story he will use, from now on, to regale girls at trendy bars; everybody knows there’s nothing like using chocolate to get laid.

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