SKIRMISHER

Not only does d’Armond Speers have a name like d’Armond fucking Speers, he’s also batshit crazy. Not only is he batshit crazy, there’s a method to it, which lasted 3 years: speaking to his son in nothing but Klingon, just to see if “he would acquire it like any human language.” And he’s excited upon finding out that, yeah, his son’s actually “acquiring” Klingon-speak, like a normal Klingon. Except when the kid grows up, eating his father’s heart and spitting out the hard parts for the cat to eat would be Klingon-y, too. Or something proper like that.

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