Best Way To Avoid Jury Duty

May 1st, 2009

Filed under: Weird/offbeat/WTF news

I would rather count the wrinkles on my dog’s balls than sit on a jury.

– Erik Slye, 36, explaining to the court in the most logical way possible why jury duty sucks.

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