SKIRMISHER

Maxim’s online game, Mammary Memory, is literally a boxful of boobs you have to open and match.

But a warning to the regular Tom, Dick, and Harry: the game’s about remembering locations of certain matching breasts. Which, by its very principle, is designed to make men fail miserably. For Pete’s sakes, how can anyone remember anything if you’re facing a lot of succulent and gorgeous specimens of the human female mammaries?

I should know. I didn’t even win once. Maybe next time I should use the mouse to click and not my hands caressing the darned LCD screen.

Stumble it!