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This is probably nothing, but researchers — who, we are assured, are not actually card-bearing members of the highly prestigious “We Love Small Tits” World Organization — found that women who develop nice, big breasts during adolescence have about three times higher risk for developing type 2 diabetes.

Results showed that, compared with women who recalled having an A cup or smaller at the age of 20, women who recalled having a D cup or larger had about three times higher risk for developing type 2 diabetes.

The results also showed that women who reported wearing B cup and C cup bras experienced a higher risk for the development of diabetes than women who wore an A cup — even after figuring in age, body mass index (BMI), waist circumference, eating habits, family history of diabetes, physical activity level and pregnancies.

The findings were published Monday in the Canadian Medical Association Journal.

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