SKIRMISHER

Rufus Terrill, owner of the frequently drug dealt-with, petty thieved, vandalized O’Terrills bar in Atlanta, has become so angry and pushed to mad scientist genius level, making him actually capable of creating this security robot patrol. Rufus swears it actually scares off criminals. Death rays, drug-detecting Bruce Lee robot punching hands from hell, metal leg that materializes instantly and kicks thieves’ testicles with uncanny accuracy? Oh no, the robot doesn’t have them. It has nice, blinking lights and a Robocop voice, though. It’s like, scary!

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