SKIRMISHER

Thanks to the [exactly] five people who voted for us and catapulted us into the shining blogging firmament [if you'd care to gaze up at the night sky, one of those twinkling stars are us], we have decided to forgo our promised baby-based diet and we’ll try to look the other way whenever a plump, well-fed, completely powerless baby passes us by. So expect your life to be continuously peaceful and totally free of the wails of innocents being expertly made into vats of nice stew.

But if you’re one of those who want evil to reign just because somebody kicked your ass in very real places like World of Warcraft, don’t let arbitrarily set deadlines stop you: vote here, whisper our sexy name in absolute horniness, and seal your pledge of undying love by leaving a strawberry-flavored kiss mark on your computer screen. You have about 24 hours to make a fucking difference, so hit it, please.

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