Monkey’s Eternal Dilemma

A monkey with a chip in its brain was allowed to control through its mind a high-tech robotic arm. Still, the monkey was obsessed with a single arm-related thought:

Must… get… banana!

It somehow makes you wonder if they let the monkey mind-control an advanced, bio-feedback-equipped huge monkey penis, it will still probably be obsessed with this one thought:

Must… hump… cat!

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