SKIRMISHER

Well, what do you know. We’ve done it. People have been bribed, sated to surfeit, pampered to numbness. Not to mention we’ve made heartfelt promises to gods of three major religions that involved hackneyed lines like, “we’ll never do it again” and “it’s not you, it’s me” and “I have never and ever will have anything to do with Richard Dawkins” and “please Lord, we won’t make fun of James Brown’s hair ever again.”

We’re back online. Please pass the salt.

Stumble it!