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Of the “Top 10 Reasons You Should Quit Your Job Today And Become A Freelancer,” this is just beauty:

Number 5: Only farmers should wake up that early.

Hah! Take that, silly farmers!

See the list of 10 here, and just quit.

And while you’re at it, you should check “10 Reasons Why You Should Never Get A Job,” of which Reason No. 3 simply hits it home:

“Getting a job is like enrolling in a human domestication program. You learn how to be a good pet.

Look around you. Really look. What do you see? Are these the surroundings of a free human being? Or are you living in a cage for unconscious animals? Have you fallen in love with the color beige?”

Of course, all these excerpts aren’t as good as the complete thing.

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