Why Not Rent A Younger, Newer Mail-order Wifey?
April 11th, 2007
Filed under: Strange Things to See, The Web
Sorry to disappoint people’s convenient fantasies, but Rent-a-wife does not include:
1. Free pizza.
2. Asian women who don’t speak English and respond only to dirty gestures.
3. The medical miracle to save this man’s last, tenacious bastion of frizzy top-most hair.
4. A great bonus handjob.
5. And a hot actual wife.
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