The Website For The Busy Bigots Out There
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No time to actually pray? For a reasonable price, Information Age Prayer will do all the praying for you, automatically, so you can continue living your life AND communicating to your favorite deity. Caters to all religions.
Information Age Prayer is a subscription service utilizing a computer with text-to-speech capability to incant your prayers each day. It gives you the satisfaction of knowing that your prayers will always be said even if you wake up late, or forget.
We use state of the art text to speech synthesizers to voice each prayer at a volume and speed equivalent to typical person praying. Each prayer is voiced individually, with the name of the subscriber displayed on screen.
At Information Age Prayer we think our service should be used like a prayer supplement, to extend and strengthen a subscriber’s connection with God.
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