SKIRMISHER

I will make love with every virgin who defends the Internet.

Certain ISP’s are planning to limit internet access in a way that infringes upon internet freedom or ‘net neutrality’.

I’m using sex in a positive way to spread awareness. The reason why only virgins can apply is because I don’t want to make this promise to such a large amount of people that I’ll have to turn some down.

– Tanya Derveaux, one-time “politician” and blowjob peddler, on how she again wants to get people’s attention this time by offering “great sex” to any nerd who proves to her that he’s a staunch defender of net neutrality. And once again, with convenience always in her mind, there’s a nifty “Get Laid” button. But before we forget, did she actually deliver on that promised 40,000 blow jobs?

{Sexy: Seven women who’ve made the interwebs blazing hot, and we’re not talking about porn yet}

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