SKIRMISHER

Courtesy of Google Trends, it appears that although God kicks the Devil’s ass, the Divine Almighty is easily defeated by sex, free porn, or Google.

The numbers don’t lie, do they?

In other trend sightings:

• That of all cities in the world, Makati, Philippines has the greatest number of employees itching to quit their jobs. Good thing I’m a freelancer.
• YouTube is so big in the Philippines.
• The Philippines is very, very interested in premarital sex.
• Many people in Miami, Florida are curious about anal sex.
• Our gut-feel is right: no one else in the world are more jittery over Kim Jong Il’s antics than the Southerners themselves. I hope the North won’t dare touch the pretty ladies in the South.
• That it seems only Americans are left caring about Iraq or the “Iraq war.”
• That when it comes to child porn, Turkey, New Zealand, and Australia top the list.
• There are so many people in Birmingham, UK looking for free porn.
• That Calgary, Canada ranks first among cities whose people want to know about dating tips.
• Dublin, Ireland is very interested in morning-after pills.

[Disclaimer: these trends may be true only during the immediate period the searches were taken.]

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