“Choose Your Revolution” Is Making Our Balls Very Itchy

Nobody yet knows what Choose Your Revolution actually intends to “reveal” on June 12, New York time, midnight, but if you’d play the sucker and register, you might be in for a little surprise. But before everything else, drink up these little pleasantries from the site to pique your interest.

My first attempt at making the world a better place lasted less than two years. I had a fun idea, an endless well of passion, and eventually a big audience. But the attempt came to an end when I realized that I’d only found a partial solution to the mega-problem I was trying solve. That wasn’t good enough. People needed a total solution… and I was determined to find it.

So I called ****, who’d invented an Internet application now used, in various forms, by hundreds of millions of people. I’d heard about him through a few friends. “He’s the smartest man in the world,” one friend told me. “But he’s crazy…like nobody you’ve ever met,” another friend said. I was encouraged by their words.

I told him about the mega-problem that I’d set out to solve, and about the mega-obstacle that I’d run into. I was about to tell him that if, together, we could dream up and implement a solution, the world would be a better place. But he interrupted me, “We can do this,” he said. “And the solution will make people’s lives better, and perhaps bring together the world.”

We happened to live just a few miles from each other. So we met an hour later, shared a bottle of wine, shook hands, and prepared for the journey ahead. We started building the next morning.

Now, over a year later, we’ve created a solution.

It’s a website unlike other websites, powered by a technology unlike other technologies. Its single, fundamental task is to enable people and communities to communicate with each other in ways that were previously impossible.

Pretty intriguing as weird shit goes, but if this turns out to be another of those pyramid scams, people better stick their heads in sand. Start clocking it!

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