Lindsay Lohan’s 1970s Porn Shot

Our Skirmisher guys here will probably think this almost-but-not-quite-porn-wannabe shot of Lindsay Lohan makes her seem so fuck-able, but I don’t think so. Kinda reminds me of John Holmes’s porn flick in the 1970s. She looks like a washed-up hooker after a bukkake session where 141 hunks squirted semen all over her face. If you don’t know what bukkake is, don’t be so sad and bothered; neither does Lindsay, and yet, she seems so…up…in…the…fucking…polysterene……clouds.

With peace like that, who needs real gigs?

[Image from Egotastic]

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  • One Response to “ Lindsay Lohan’s 1970s Porn Shot ”

    1. you may find this piece http://media.guardian.co.uk/site/story/0,,1823110,00.html very interesting. If this would be adopted in the Philippines, whew man! it would indeed be another controversy. This time, CBCP people would probably climb Mt. Everest and pray for Filipinos’ sins! Geesh.

      When I read it, I thought of stiffmeister and his stiffy brother Matty. Hilarious but true. Oh.

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