Black Hole Eats Earth
Filed under: The Planet, The Universe, Weird Shit
But Walter Wagner and Luis Sancho contend that scientists at the European Center for Nuclear Research, or CERN, have played down the chances that the collider could produce, among other horrors, a tiny black hole, which, they say, could eat the Earth. Or it could spit out something called a “strangelet” that would convert our planet to a shrunken dense dead lump of something called “strange matter.” Their suit also says CERN has failed to provide an environmental impact statement as required under the U.S. National Environmental Policy Act.
– from a very important, spine-tingling, snot-spewing news report. And hey, the very scientists working on CERN’s collider call it “Hell“? Guess why!
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