SKIRMISHER

Question: For any geek, what is actually more arousing than seeing a powerful computer in all its LED-blinking glory?

Answer: Three words: “hot nekkid hackers.”

And for hot nekkid hackers, there’s only one word: Haxxxor.

Their bald boast:

HaXXXor combined computer hacking with porn for the first time on DVD. If you’re tired of other videos making empty promises they have no intention to deliver on, we are your solution. Armed with real girls showing all of their hardware.

I’m supposed to say something prudish like, “They’re sick, man!” But then, I kind of like these guys. They seem very thoughtful, caring individuals who think of nothing but the happiness of bored, code-churning mankind.

Stumble it!