SKIRMISHER

I love spending my days gazing like a zombie at moving pictures on the teevee. And something about LG’s newly unveiled 71PY10 tells me that if I wake up one morning and find this thing in my living room, I’ll lapse into a TV-induced coma.

This is 71 inches of plasma real estate. It’s almost as big as my house, dammit.

Seriously stunning, it’s the world’s largest commercially available plasma, pumping out full Hi-Def pictures and packing the latest HDMI connectors.

LG’s XD Engine also means standard-def pictures look super sharp, while the included 600W speaker system means surround sound will tingle your ears like never before.

What a beauty. But don’t ask about the price; LG says only those who are serious enough to make that phone call will know. Scary.

LG BREAKS OUT MONSTER 71-INCH PLASMA [T3]

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