I’m So Handsome, And So Is My Opinion About Stuff

John Fitzgerald PageThe Usenet, a worldwide bulletin board, allows anyone to post messages across the nation. Your word gets out, leapfrogging editors and publishers. Every voice can be heard cheaply and instantly. The result? Every voice is heard. The cacophany more closely resembles citizens band radio, complete with handles, harrasment, and anonymous threats. When most everyone shouts, few listen. How about electronic publishing? Try reading a book on disc. At best, it’s an unpleasant chore: the myopic glow of a clunky computer replaces the friendly pages of a book. And you can’t tote that laptop to the beach. Yet Nicholas Negroponte, director of the MIT Media Lab, predicts that we’ll soon buy books and newspapers straight over the Internet. Uh, sure.

Clifford Stoll, dismissing the Internet (and the possibility of e-commerce) with his book in 1995, like the rest of ‘em cocksucking bastards. And oh, Stoll now currently engages in e-commerce selling Klein bottles online.

{Photo: Not really Clifford Stoll, but another totally amazing excellent person}

{And hey: Nick Negroponte’s One Laptop Per Child, just for perspective’s sake}

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