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The Large Hadron Collider, or simply called “Hell,” is set to begin firing its beam tests within this week. Alright, it’s probably silly to think it is actually going to make a planet-destroying black hole, into which Earth would go and fuck itself. But if it would, imagine the drama and those naughty doomsday prophets slapping one another vigorous high fives!

But don’t stop here — check out the 27 photos that show the collider in various stages of completion.

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