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It happens everyday when after you get your fake boobs, you’d sometimes want ‘em bigger, or smaller, or bigger, or smaller — which might be much of a hassle as once those silicon mounds are under your skin, you’re pretty much stuck with your final cup-size choice. Which makes these adjustable fake boobs such a godsend — have them on, and wait for the fickle-minded demon to pester your brain about breasts size, which of course you can now manage with the roll of the adjustment knob. Great for pleasing the many men in your life who have their respective discriminating cup preferences.

The implant consists of a “port” that is left exposed after the implant is inserted (usually subcutaneously) under general anesthesia. Then the surgeon takes the patient in front of a mirror and inflates the implant to the desired size, and can adjust the implant over a period of weeks. Supposedly this can be used with skin stretching techniques to make a more natural “hourglass” shape.

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