SKIRMISHER

Some criminals insist on making the big score, but with more frequent, smaller thefts, you can still profit. This thought occurred to me when I saw a guy pushing an ice cream cart through the neighborhoods of Little Mexico. The odd thing was he was pushing it in the middle of the day, when the kids were all in school. I saw him several times over the next week, walking along the road, eyeing houses suspiciously. I suspect he’d break into homes, steal the jewelry and Lladrós, and push them back to headquarters using his faux ice cream wagon.

– The “Push an ice cream cart” ruse, from “Seven ways to become a better burglar”

{Mad: Because these underwear won’t sniff themselves.}

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