SKIRMISHER

Andrew Schneider assures potential takers of his “solar-powered bikini” that the apparel can actually be worn in water, but please, please please don’t forget that it has to be dry before connecting it with an iPod. What will happen if you forget that bit of advice is sort of a mystery — but maybe unleash the inner scientist in you by letting your cow wear the bikini, prod it toward some body of water, and charge the iPod. See if you can get some medium-rare steak out of it.

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