SKIRMISHER

This post’s title is among the odd phrases that had never existed online and had never been “google-able,” until somebody cooked them up.

You can now take comfort in the fact that phrases like: “If you take off your bra, I’m calling the cops,” “This lobster must have been Roman Catholic,” “Plush Osama doll,” I owe my life to unprotected sex,” “Thor adjusted his mascara,” “Hey, this tastes like aardvark” — are now deliciously search-engine-friendly.

Stumble it!