SKIRMISHER

Tobias Wong and Ju$t Another Rich Kid’s Gold Pill is exactly what it’s called: a pill dipped in gold and filled with 24-karat gold leaf you can eat and “increase your self-worth.” And they’re actually selling it for $425 a pop, so if you try one and you still feel hopelessly empty, maybe you can sell the golden poop for at least half that price. We hear there are people who would buy that kind of shit, pun totally intended.

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