Suck My Bic. You Know You Want To

Clement Eloy's lollipop pen cap

Clement Eloy created the flavored candy pen cap, which he calls “Suck My Bic,” as a commercial response to people’s love for sucking and biting pens, which is the reason why pens and penises were invented in the first place. But now, you have flavor. It might be great for your kids, but then by satisfying their primal cravings, they might move on to gnawing other school furniture. Which is cool, too!


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