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After the gorilla snot gel, the Gorilla Boogers is another product inspired by the presumably delectable bodily excretions of our fine large primates.

Gorilla Boogers is a Japanese snack of simple black beans, and if you’re wondering what the gorilla and its boogers have to do with black beans, who the hell knows. We can only make an intelligent guess: maybe the Japanese actually would love to eat gorilla boogers, they just haven’t developed the technology yet to gather the boogers at source to ensure a fresh, abundant daily supply for mass consumption. Maybe you can help by telling them they can use human boogers, which are eagerly exported by Third World countries, repackage them, and nobody would notice.

via NEATORAMA

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