SKIRMISHER

On McDonald’s UK’s Make Up Your Mind site, even the most retch-worthy questions are given a PR-trained, customer-friendly answer, such as the following actual questions:

1. Why did your employies ejactulate into my grandmother’s milkshake?

2. Is it true you put cow ears in your milkshake?

3. I heard that Milkshakes are made from pig’s fat, is it true?

4. Are your milkshakes made from dog’s lips?

5. Can the employies be trusted??? i heard that a burger had traces of sperm in??? my auntie had 5 typsof spit in her burger after she became ill??? explain!!!

Go ahead, ask them if their milkshake has milk, or if their cheeseburger has cheese. You’ll surely get a nice, helpful response, as the small army of deadened, fingernail-eating twilight people manning the We Take Your Brain-deadest Crap Seriously department are always on their toes to serve you with a smile.

via THE REGISTER

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