McDonald’s Wants ‘Em Kids Stoned While Young

McDonald's Happy Meal With Marijuana, Pipe, and Lighter

A McDonald’s outlet in Canada, or specifically one of its employees, mistakenly slipped in his stash of pot, pipe and lighter in a “Shrek” Happy Meal, leaving the 8-year-old-girl “delighted” to “procure” something as cool as a nice bunch of weed. Just last month, another kid in New Zealand found a condom in her Happy Meal — that is, aside from the regular employee semen they painstakingly include in every yummy burger they serve you.

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  • 2 Responses to “ McDonald’s Wants ‘Em Kids Stoned While Young ”

    1. DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE if i found a pipe and marijuana in my happy meal that would make me SOOOOOOOOOOOO happy hahahahahahahahaha I’d be stoned eating french fries and a hamburger Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    2. omg. how lucky can that kid get?

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