McDonald’s Makes Delightful Burgers That Never, Ever Die And Go To Burger Heaven

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This is a hamburger from McDonalds that I purchased in 1996.

That was 12 years ago.

Note that it looks exactly like it did the very day I bought it.

The flecks on the bun are crumbs from the bun.

The burger is starting to crumble a bit

It has the oddest smell.

[Text redacted here - Skirmisher]
People always ask me - what did you do to preserve it ?

Nothing - it preserved itself.

Ladies, Gentleman, and children alike - this is a chemical food. There is absolutely no nutrition here.

Not one ounce of food value.  Or at least value for why we are eating in the first place.

No shit.

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    2 Responses to “ McDonald’s Makes Delightful Burgers That Never, Ever Die And Go To Burger Heaven ”

    1. i’m lovin’ it is an international branding campaign by McDonald’s Corporation. It was created by Heye & Partner, a longtime McDonald’s agency based in Unterhaching, Germany, near Munich, and a member of the DDB Worldwide Communications Group, Inc. It was the company’s first global advertising campaign and was launched in Munich, Germany on September 2, 2003, under the German title ich liebe es. The English part of the campaign was launched on September 29, 2003

      -from wiki

      If you look at the wrapper, it is from 2003 or later, not saying McDonalds isn’t gross but that wrapper wasn’t around 12 years ago.

    2. Plus, when did you ever see a McDonald’s wrapper that wasn’t wrinkled up and full of catchup, mustard and who knows what else? Not even any GREASE on the wrapper.

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