SKIRMISHER

Thousands of completely edible Gummy Bears make up this fine chandelier. If you’re a smelly witch who eats children who get lost in the forest, this chandelier would be a perfect addition to your toddler-luring paraphernalia. Hang this by the window and light it up at night, and stand back and watch as dozens of gullible, delicious, fat gum-chewing kids begin swarming and pointing at it and yelling, “Look, it’s Gummy Bears!” We don’t have to tell you you should have been standing near a post with a sack all this time, ready to pounce on the plumpest and slowest of your potential dinner, as this chandelier won’t capture those kids all by itself, will it?

via MAKE

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