SKIRMISHER

Abel Gonzales joins in the conspiracy to kill you in the sweetest way possible. His weapon, which he’s unleashed at the Texas State Fair, is good old-fashioned — but deep-fried — Coca-cola.

Abel Gonzales Jr. flavors his batter with Coca-Cola, deep fries it, drizzles Coke fountain syrup on it, then tops it all off with whipped cream, cinnamon sugar and a cherry. Gonzales’s creation won for creativity at the second-annual Big Tex Choice Awards Contest, beating out such delicacies as deep-fried macaroni cheese and deep-fried Cosmos.

Did I hear somebody yell, “Food terrorist!” The Texas State Fair is not to be taken lightly, though; it’s the same fair that brought about the corn dog, “invented” by Neil and Carl Fletcher in 1942 as wiener on-a-stick and sold for 15 cents.

via SLASHFOOD

Stumble it!