SKIRMISHER

Barely a week has passed since Doug Williams said something noble about his very long nipple hair, and here we have a German schoolgirl named Annika Irmler taking on Doug’s challenge about “making a difference and shit” through her very long 7-centimeter tongue.

“My friends always said I had an incredibly long tongue - I could make lots of money with it one day,” said Annika.

The twelve-year-old from Tangstedt, near Hamburg, can lick the ice cream from the bottom of a cornet - while her friends have to use their fingers.

Don’t all of you bastards have something to teach Annika about “tongue action”?

Stumble it!