SKIRMISHER

Before a thoughtful furniture company offered to make a custom-tailored bed for Bao Xishun, the world’s tallest man’s problem had been finding a bed so that he and his soon-to-be wife could enjoy doing what horny animals love doing.

“After an exhaustive search and with the help of friends, a furniture company finally agreed to make us a whole set of furniture,” says Bao happily.

“The most important piece is the bed, since I broke two beds before, and some people started to call me ‘Break two beds’.”

The new bed is 9ft long and 7ft wide: “I hope I won’t break this one also,” added Bao.

The furniture company agreed to make the furniture for free after hearing how he had been officially named the world’s tallest man by the Guinness Book of Records.

Stumble it!