SKIRMISHER

Salvadoran Cruz Hernandez, 127 years old and was the world’s longest living person, died yesterday in her home in San Agustin, San Salvador. In this 2005 file photo, she is seen trying to seduce a passing 30-year-old hunk to come and have a “sexy time” with her (okay, this will be the last post we’ll using Borat’s one-liners) by using her luscious lips to convey the message that what she lacked in youth, she could make up for it with enthusiasm and the willingness to experiment.

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