SKIRMISHER

Anyway, as you can clearly see – this individual has it all. I mean look at him. He’s everything you ever wanted to walk down the street and tell your mate, “Dude I really just saw the most amazing thing…no really…it was like I was in this bad dream…”

The Buffalo’s, the mullet, the nutcracker shorts, the steroids, the wifebeater, the over-the-wifebeater ballet blouse, the chain…

– An almost disbelieving blogger, on the most awesome man alive.

{Mad: John Page, Shandong Erge, Aleksey Vayner — douchebags you’d want your daughter to have a gazzillion offspring with}

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