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Polish teacher Leszek Szwerovski, 61, had just crossed out “Take part in a mind-blowing, 3-hour gangbang” from his list of “Things Of Completely Un-Teacherly Acts To Do Before I Die That Hopefully Nobody Discovers While I’m Alive” when his young nephew told him how proud he was that his grand old uncle was an able participant in the 2003 World Sex Championships.

Apparently, the footage of the said championship has been released on DVD, but contrary to what had been promised to participants like Leszek, their faces were not pixelated.

The nephew has also told the rest of the family about his old uncle as a “world record holder,” and now Leszek is busy proving to them that he’s a better person than whatever was on the “gangbang DVD”, as he can also have the same marathon sex with only a bunch of cute rabbits.

via ANANOVA

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