SKIRMISHER

Geniuses from the Dark Ages have survived, and they have a website, with precious gems of intellectual conversations that runs like the following:

Q: “Why do the all the world Governments say the Earth is round?”

A: It’s a conspiracy

Q: “What about NASA? Don’t they have photos to prove that the Earth is round?”

A: NASA is part of the conspiracy too. The photos are faked.

Q: “Why has no-one taken a photo of the Earth that proves it is flat?”

A: The government prevents people from getting close enough to the Ice Wall to take a picture.

Q: “How did NASA create these images with the computer technology available at the time?”

A: Since NASA did not send rockets into space, they instead spent the money on developing advanced computers and imaging software instead.

Q: “Why are other celestial bodies round but not the Earth?”

A: The Earth is not one of the other planets. The Earth is special and unlike the other bodies in numerous ways.

Q: “What about satellites? How do they orbit the Earth?”

A: Since sustained spaceflight is not possible, satellites can’t orbit the Earth. The signals we supposedly receive from them are either broadcast from towers or any number of possible pseudolites.

Q: “What’s underneath the Earth?” aka “What’s on the bottom?” aka “What’s on the other side?”

A: This is unknown. Some believe it to be just rocks, others believe the Earth rests on the back of four elephants and a turtle.

But don’t take our word for it. Feel free to bring your own lumps of horse dung and share the turd with these fellows, who we’re sure won’t mind delighting in more tasty morsels of bullshit.

Stumble it!