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I love Japan, the country famous for its sushi, robots, flying cars (well, they’re almost there), hentai, sumo wrestling, harakiri, and suicide pilots. It’s also where Nevada Tan hails from. The phenomenon that is Nevada Tan has been around the intarnets for years now but I’m sure a lot of you aren’t familiar with her. That’s why I am here, I would like all of you to get to know this interesting pre-teen.

Nevada Tan used to be a regular school kid. She loves the computer and the internet, she likes watching movies and tv, she’s into sports, she has insecurities like any 11-year old girl. Let’s forget that sentence. She’s not like a regular school kid. She does like the internet and movies. She has a webpage dedicated to horror and violent movies like Battle Royale. Nevada is in the school basketball team but got kicked out of it. She has insecurities which caused her to commit a crime. See, Nevada Tan is extraordinary. When her classmate Satomi Hitarai blogged that Nevada sucks and even called her overweight, she didn’t take it lightly. She demanded an apology but instead of getting one, Satomi called her pretentious. Taking life lessons from her favorite tv show Monday Mystery Theater, a horror show where victims are easily killed with the use of box cutters, Nevada looked for her own box cutter and took it to school. She took Satomi to an empty room where she covered the girl’s eyes and proceeded to slit her throat. Then she went back to her classroom to attend her lessons even if she was still covered with blood. A teacher noticed her rather unusual appearance and investigated what took place. Of course, when she discovered Satomi’s lifeless corpse, she called the police who took an apologetic Nevada into custody.

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