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Stephen Murmer is art teacher by day at the Monacan High School in Virginia, but by night, he is a fabulous “bum artist.”

What a fabulous bum artist does is use his ass to create fabulous works of art, wearing a classy outft consisting of a thong and a fake nose.

From Metro:

The video [that led to Murmer's initial suspension from the high school] showed an appearance on the US TV show Unscrewed With Martin Sargent…

Murmer’s technique involves coating his buttocks with paint, then pressing them on the canvas. When he requires greater detail, he uses his penis.

He said on the show: ‘I’m certainly proud of the ass painting.’

However, tne non-”bum artist”-loving people at the said high school in Virginia didn’t have the artistic sensibilities to appreciate Murmer’s “other passion.” So they fired him.

Now, Murmer is probably at home sitting on his bum all the time; and when the joblessness requires more work, he uses his penis.

via METRO

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