Man With The Longest Nipple Hair Wants Kids To Follow His Noble Footsteps
Filed under: Strange Humans
Doug Williams hopes that his currently very important body part, his single 5-inch nipple hair, gives him ever-lasting fame.
On Saturday, the Williamsburg resident will have the hair officially measured and logged by the folks from the Guinness Book of World Records, who believe Williams’s follicular feat may be the greatest on the planet.
“It’s mostly a genetic gift,” said the 25-year-old, adding that he suspects — though this can’t be proven scientifically — that the hair’s unusual length has something to do with his habit of eating at least one cheeseburger every day (alas, he’ll never make the Guinness Book for that).
“I am not attempting this record for the money,” he said. “It is enough for me to know that I have inspired an entire generation of young people to grow long body hairs and achieve their own dreams.”
Doug has truly inspired us; now we’re pondering the fate of some of our own ass hair and we’re thinking: “This ass hair will one day change the lives of millions.” It just makes us all feel so mushy inside.
Stumble it!
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June 8th, 2007 at 12:15 am
IM A WOMEN-WHY DOES MANS HAVE ARMS PITS HAIRS THAT IS SEXYS ON MENS
February 19th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
Gutted to here of the length of your nipple hair! i am currently cultivating a 4incher, im hot on your heals. Now i know your cheese burger secrets!
April 23rd, 2009 at 9:48 am
I’m packin a 4 incher as well, numerous over 3. I’m bringing the nipple hair title home to Idaho. Bring it on fellas
June 21st, 2009 at 2:55 am
i have only 3 inches but strong and steadily growing. i have my own secret weapon… WHISKEY! the battles on.
July 22nd, 2009 at 10:45 am
I am 15 I didn’t know the record so I shaved mine they were 4.6 in that was in spring 3months later now there only 3.2 so I have a chance
August 21st, 2009 at 8:44 pm
nothing could have instigated such feeling of hope more than this amazing guy’s journey to long-dome
i am officially inspired… tnx for da post..
October 19th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
Haha.. just you all wait
i have 4 of them at 2 inch now.. victory will be mine!
October 27th, 2009 at 11:20 am
10.5 cm. Im coming to get you. I will one day hold the title of WORLD’S LONGEST NIPPLE HAIR.
Mu ha ha ha………..
myster whom?
October 27th, 2009 at 11:22 am
10.5 cm I’m coming to get you. I will onday hold the record for WORLD’S LONGEST NIPPLE HAIR.
mu ha ha ha ha ha….
myster whom?
December 11th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
I’m 16 and unfortunately shaved a 6 incher as I wasn’t really concerned with the record or anything haha. It’s been a month now and it’s back up to 3.4 so I’m getting there.
May 26th, 2010 at 11:10 am
mine is 7 cm.
June 18th, 2010 at 4:23 am
I’m 15 and I had a hair about 11cm long but i cut it to half, today my friend told me about this record. Now I’m gonna let it grow as long as it does
we’ll see if I can beat this :>