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“8.9 on Hot or Not, Ivy League grad, Mensa member, can bench/squat/leg press over 1200 lbs., has had lunch with the secretary of defense, has an MBA from the top school in the country, lives in a Buckhead high rise, drives a Beemer convertible, has been in 14 major motion pictures, was in Jezebel’s Best dressed, etc.,” — it’s hard not to love John Fitzgerald Page, current “Worst Person In The World” title holder and who people say has just eaten Ben Affleck and is raring to devour more “fatties” in places like Match.com. He has instantly become our all-time favorite person, right up there with other lovely people like Shandong Erge and Aleksey Vayner.

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