SKIRMISHER

Saleh Talib Saleh is one “horny” old man, and he believes in his heart this is Allah’s “blessing.”

Now aged 102, the Shabwa, Yemen, resident, recounts how a horn did indeed begin to sprout on the left side of his head 25 years ago. He was 77 at the time and felt a thick, hard layer of substance on his head. Since it did not bother him and there were no medical facilities where he lived back then, he just ignored the growth. But the growth just kept getting bigger and harder and then after a year, it clearly assumed the form of a horn that ultimately reached a half meter (1.6 feet) in length.

The growth astounded his fellow villagers who were worried it was causing him pain. But Saleh says that with time, they realized the horn was simply “something Allah wanted to happen to show the people that he can do as he desires.”

We’re a bit confused about mixing “horns” and “blessing” in the same context. Where we come from, divine blessing would be having shiny man-balls, a raging hard-on and a willing, caring sheep. But it’s probably just semantics.

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